Santa brought me one of these when I was about 12:
Casio f-91w

That was in 1993.

I must publicly declare that although I owned a Casio F-91W, I had nothing to do with the 1993 bombing of the World Trade Centre in New York.

It turns out that the kind of strict evidence required to get you branded a terrorist if you are unlucky enough to end up in Guantanamo is that you wear a Casio F-91W. George Orwell could not have imagined a scenario so cynically dedicated to cruel absurdity:
Gitmo regulations

If you wear the most popular watch in world, that costs about €8 to buy online you can be suspected as a terrorist.

Your Correspondent, Wears briefs, like many murderers

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