First of all, there was an innovative new product that promised zero calorie water. The future has arrived!
Zero calorie water

Then there was a portaloo by the side of the road that tried to lure mothers inside. Scrawled on the paper you could read “Baby changing facility”:
Baby box

Finally, when the News of the World movie critic got his kick-backs for an insanely positive review of Natalie Portman’s latest “comedy”, I am sure they didn’t expect him to review it as literally “excessively flattering” which is what “fulsome” actually means:
Portman's fulsome breast

Your Correspondent, This mess in here is gonna get raw like sushi

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