I figure I could probably do a monthly comedy blog based on the letters in the Presbyterian Herald like this deadly one:

Dear Sir,

Could someone please tell me why it is that a significant number of Presbyterian clergymen do not wear their ministerial robes during Sunday worship.

Frankly, this is a backward step if allowed to continue.

To which I do hereby respond:

Dear Sir,

Could someone please tell me why it is that a significant number of Presbyterian clergymen wear pastel coloured shirts during Sunday worship?

Frankly, this is a backward step if allowed to continue.

Your Correspondent, Is naked under his robes

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