The stroking chins say, “Well they gave it to Henry Kissinger too, you know? HA HA HA”.

They gave it to the Dalai Lama as well. What’s he ever done for peace? Perhaps they should give it to Angelina Jolie next year because I hear she has been trying to ring Kim Il Jong to get him to stop building nukes but she keep dialing the Seoul code instead of Pyongyang.

Of course, it would be poor form to pick on a religious leader.

Fighting to close the illegal detainment and torture centres in Cuba and successfully relocating many of the victims is reason alone to award this prize. Case closed.

Before you think of re-opening it, fear my theological wrath.

Your Correspondent, Thinks they should give it to Giovanni Trappatoni next year