In homage of the brilliant Dave Freeburn, here’s my El Teamio Dreamio.
My strategy is an attacking 4-3-3 based on the solid-as-a-rock populist defence from Spielberg and R.E.M. Barth as goalkeeper is brilliant but erratic which is why we have a tubby GK Chesterton on the bench in case of a disaster. If we’re a goal down late in the game we swap NT Wright in for the Bergkamp-esque threat offered by Hauerwas and watch the opposition quiver with fear at the prospect of this accomplished and fresh-legged multi-disciplinarian. CS Lewis is obviously the engine of the team.
Your Correspondent, Rarely used his childhood Subbuteo set