I do not hide my passionate love of Sarah Palin. I will always regard her as the President of the USA, even though she wasn’t even running for that office. A high school basketball star who preaches at pentecostal churches and didn’t know that Africa was a continent… has there ever been a better choice.

As proof of my claim, let me remind you that she is a better public speaker than Obama and a better poet than Rowan Williams by sharing with you her perfect, improvised 17 syllable haiku which she delivered in front of 30,000 people:

What’s the difference
Between a hockey mom and
A pit bull? Lipstick

Thanks to Prospect magazine for the tip.

Your Correspondent, Skipping lectures to hang out with his wife, who will never be a hockey-mom.