In college, my dear friend Teragram was Captain Democracy. She battled government ministers live on the telly about e-voting machines and their limitless stupidity. I was made Vote-boy, her able sidekick, egging her on to do stupid things on Questions and Answers.

Both of us love XKCD. This comic explains why:

XKCD- Voting machines

Your Correspondent, Has 12 boxes of votes from Florida 2000 in his shed